In a span of five hours last Saturday, I went from one of the most
remote locations in Texas (a hunting camp in the heart of the King
Ranch) to one of the most hectic (I-35 in Austin). And while I much
prefer the former, duty also dictates occasional sojourns to the
latter. The forces that pull folks to such dipolar destinations are
deserved of a study in physics.
I only had one course in physics during my formal education, that
being as a junior at Hollis High School. I vaguely remember vectors,
something called calculus, and atomic particles. And I recall names
like Archimedes, Einstein, and Sir Isaac Newton. But my informal
education, led by instructors of similar acclaim with names of Suzie,
Doc, and Li’l Annie, has instilled in me derivations of some
powerful physical axioms.
Just as an athlete psyches himself before the big game, the trip to
King Ranch got me pumped. The Texas Brigades had the opportunity to
host an "Advanced Habitat Management" short course for
hunting lessees of the ranch. I traveled to Kingsville with Aaron
Jennings, a sophomore from Fredonia, and August Huckabee, a seventh
grader from Miles. Both were graduates of the South Texas Bobwhite
Brigade last summer. As we traveled, joked, and recalled memories of
last July’s camp (which was the only Brigade camp to ever host a
hurricane), we also plotted our strategy for reaching two likely
diverse audiences.
Our destination on the King Ranch was the La Oruga Camp, operated
by Holt Industries ("la oruga" means
"caterpillar," as does "Holt"). The Brigades
family was well represented by 13 cadets and at least that many
volunteers and instructors. The weather could not have been more
perfect, and the students (camp managers and biologists) were
receptive. And they were soon enamored by the caliber of the Brigades
cadets. As I sat back and enjoyed the glow of a proud father, I
recalled Sir Isaac Newton’s admission that "If I have seen
further than others, it is because I am standing on the shoulders of
giants." If these young leaders and volunteers only knew how tall
they made me feel.
As I gathered my troops early Saturday morning, a troop of turkey
toms called to me from their pre-dawn roost. I exchanged pleasantries
with them via some owl hoots and hen clucks. If I’d had my
"druthers," I’d druther have spent the day chatting with
them than to have to go to the Capitol city.
Departing for Austin, I found myself in an all too frequent
dilemma: about to go into battle without a well-conceived battle plan.
My opportunity in Austin was to speak to the Texas and Southwestern
Cattle Raisers’ School for Successful Ranching. I’d known about
the assignment for at least four months, but somehow D-day gets here
before you’re quite ready for it. But we (I’m implicating the two
boys with me) had four hours of road time ahead of us to plot and
plan.
I started by telling the boys that I wanted each of them to assume
a position at the end of a continuum of goals: August would be the
ultra-conservative, curmudgeon rancher who despises hunters, and Aaron
would play the camo-clad hunter with no appreciation for livestock.
One would be the immovable object, and the other an irresistible
force. I instructed August to take a position at the far left, but
then thought better of asking a rancher to be considered
"left" in any context, so I switched their positions.
We shot silver bullets for the next hour, recalling those that
might be appropriate for our lesson. Soon we were cocked with a
cylinder-full of wisdom from Will Rogers, Rudyard Kipling, John James
Audubon, and Franklin Roosevelt. I assigned each of the boys a
half-dozen quotations that they would recite at the exact teachable
moment.
Arriving in Austin, we learned that this year’s rancher school
was the largest ever, with more than 500 attendees. My assignment was
to "tie it all together," and I had the envious position of
being the last speaker of the day. As I perused the crowd, I saw
everything from neutrons to free electrons; footwear ranging from
knee-high boots to flip-flops. I bit my lip and reminded myself that
diversity is supposed to be a lynchpin of ecological stability.
I called August and Aaron over for a sideline chat and told them we
were going to scratch the exercise that I’d planned to begin the
lesson. Instead, we would start with something called the "human
knot," one of the exercises we use at Brigades to stress
teamwork.
And I scuttled the plan to have the two boys recite all the silver
bullets. I had the boys salt the crowd with the silver bullets. I
reminded them of something I’d learned while coaching Little League
baseball: "Nothing quiets criticism like involvement."
"Who should we pick?" they asked. I told them to focus on
the women, as they’d be less likely to be turned down.
The bleachers that surrounded us were full of immovable objects,
but after applying a differential force, I pried a score of them from
their seats to assist with some demonstrations. In the human knot, a
dozen folks stand in a circle and join hands with two people across
the circle from them. The result looks like a bird’s nest that any
fisherman who’s ever flung a baitcasting reel would be proud of.
Their task was to now unravel the knot without releasing their grips.
It demonstrates the complexity in which ranchers operate in today’s
world, and the importance of communication and coordination. Both
groups successfully got untied.
"Give me whereon to stand," said Archimedes, "and I
will move the earth." As the next hour unfolded, I realized that
our mostly extemporaneous approach seemed to be working better than I
could have anticipated. And I give the credit mostly to my two
fulcrums, August and Aaron. The lever that these young men afforded
provided me with a tremendous mechanical advantage.
We played "Run for Your Life," an exercise to illustrate
the importance of brush cover to protect bobwhites from their enemies.
And we demonstrated the inadequacy of Newton’s Third Law of Motion
("To every action there is an equal and opposite reaction"),
because on the back 40, to every action (brush control) there are
multiple reactions, some apparent, others more transparent. We closed
this object lesson stressing camouflaged cowboy hats and compromise.
As we wound down the session, I praised the landowners for their
role as stewards, and encouraged them to always be students of their
back-40 classrooms. I asked for a show of hands of those who could
have accomplished what August and Aaron had done when they were 14 ...
not a hand was raised, but the applause was spontaneous.
At some point, the King Ranch will begin to bear the same pressures
of human population that are so apparent around Austin. I hope it
doesn’t happen so soon that I will be around to witness it, but
August and Aaron likely will. So I asked August to close the session
with his silver bullet, "One generation plants the tree and
another enjoys the shade."
Thanks to young people like August and Aaron, I think tomorrow’s
oaks are well-rooted.
"The good opinion of mankind, like the lever of Archimedes,
with the given fulcrum, moves the world." — Thomas
Jefferson.
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