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Unregistered
Bull
Choice gleanings
from 45-plus years of Unregistered Bull
The current issue of True magazine carries an article
by Lloyd Mallan, touted as having impressive stature in the
field of scientific writing, saying the Russians made fools of
us when they made us believe they'd sent the satellite Lunik
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Doc
Blakely
Pokin' Fun
Raising kids can make you old before your time. Take the case
of Jim and Kay, who have three perfectly normal children. They
wander off to play in the nearest ammunition dump, spoon feed
their little brother dirt, or flip the only switch in the
house that will weld all circuit breakers together.
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Monte
Noelke
Shortgrass Country
So the saying goes, an old man lives on memories
and a young man lives on dreams. The Indians put the saying
another way: "Young braves watch the head of the buffalo
bull to see the direction he is going; wise men study tracks
to see where he has gone." |
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Baxter
Black
On The Edge Of
Common Sense
Cowboy magazines flourish! Who would have thought
there would be a day when you could purchase Western
Horseman, American Cowboy, Cowboy magazine, Cowboys
and Indians, Horse & Rider, or even Equus
in the Chicago airport giftshop? Amazing. We’ve come a long
way. |
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Lee Pitts
Its The Pitts
The following closely related nitwits are the 10 most
dangerous bidders at any auction, and I'd like to take this
opportunity to uninvite them to our next sale. |
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Dale
Rollins, Ph.D
Wildlife
By Design
Vic-to-ry! As I stuck the tailfeather of a turkey into
Victoria’s cap, I dubbed her "Victoria, Turkey
Warrior." Anyone who can remember their first tom turkey
should be able to relate to her sense of accomplishment —
and likely a little remorse, too. |
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