"Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."

"Someone call the janitor — we're going to need a mop."

"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness."

"Bo! Bo! Comeback with that! Bad Dog!"

"Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"

"Hand me that...uh...that...uh...thingie."

"Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."

"Oops ! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"

"Is that a true flatline or a computer glitch again?"

"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em."

"Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!"

"Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off."

"What's this doing here?"

"I hate it when they're missing stuff in here."

"That's cool! Now, can you make his leg twitch?!"

"I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses."

"Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us."

"Sterile, shcmerile. The floor's clean, right?"

"What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...!"

"Anyone see where I left that scalpel?"

"And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape."

"OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature."

"This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?"

"Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?"

"She's gonna blow ! Everyone take cover!!!"

"FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!"

"Darn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!"

"The illustrations are beautiful but I need more detail. Anybody read Japanese?"