Bayer Motor Co. Inc.
 
  Baxter Black
On The Edge Of Common Sense
A knock on the door: "Hi, I'm Payton Manning. I play for the Tennessee Volunteers football team and we're havin' a raffle to pay travel expenses to the games. Would you be interested in buying some tickets?"
  Doc Blakely
Pokin' Fun
The following signs were spotted: On an electrician's turck: "Let us remove your shorts." In a non-smoking area: "If you're smoking here you better be on fire."
  Monte Noelke
Shortgrass Country
Parts of the shortgrass country shifted into a perfect weather cycle. On Sunday, March 15, thunderstorms gathered into area-wide rains.
  Unregistered Bull
Choice gleanings from 45-plus years of Unregistered Bull
"Look at that old viejo over there across the lobby," said John. "The one that looks like he's old enough to have chased buffalo through this country and poor enough to have gone without a square meal ever since."





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