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  Baxter Black
On The Edge Of Common Sense
I've had occasion to fly in lots of small planes. They don't bother me. I always put my faith in the pilots and let'em do their job.
  Doc Blakely
Pokin' Fun
Recently, after I gave a speech in Reno, a lady came by to share a couple of true funnies with me. Her twelve year-old son had been warned that his body would soon undergo change. He rushed in to tell his parents, "Look, I'm getting hair on my legs. I think I'm going through purgatory!" His mother agrees.
  Monte Noelke
Shortgrass Country
The last load of 20 percent range cubes delivered in February, of some 26,000 pounds of milo and cottonseed meal, contained a ground up and cubed one-pound styrofoam packing washer from the feed mill's machinery.
  Unregistered Bull
Choice gleanings from 45-plus years of Unregistered Bull
"Among the multitude of things I can't get straight," said John, "is this tariff proposition. Just about the time I read something that convinces me we ought to have high protective tariffs, then I come across a powerful argument from the other side which makes me start wondering all over again which is right and which is wrong.
  Lee Pitts
Its The Pitts
"Two farmers each claimed to own a certain cow. While one pulled on its head and the other pulled on its tail, the cow was milked by a lawyer." — Jewish Parable
  C.A. Rodenberger, PhD.
The Computer & The Cowboy
I chickened out. While in Austin at the Texas State Historical Association meeting, I visited the Dell computer outlet. I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to see their bargains. They sell "refurbished" computers at bargain prices.
  Linda Mussehl
As I See It ...
It seems that wherever you go in the world, you see a cowboy — or some facsimile thereof.





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