
It seems that wherever you go in the world, you see a
cowboy or some facsimile thereof.
An old friend, a diesel mechanic from Tucson, once
worked for a construction company with a project in the
deep desert of Egypt. He took a train to a little village
far south of Cairo and waited on the station platform for
his ride to the job site. He was wearing faded jeans,
western boots and hat. He soon drew a crowd of excited
onlookers, murmuring together and pointing at him. Soon a
young Egyptian man wearing faded jeans, boots and
a western hat (on backwards) approached him and
enthusiastically shook his hand. "You Marlboro Man.
Me Marlboro Man," the young man bragged in English.
"Us Cowboy!"
How does one tell the real thing from all the cowboy
look-alikes out there? It's really hard. Because the
basics of a cowboy's wardrobe are so comfortable and
practical, people from all walks of life just naturally
gravitate to them. Also, there are some who either
deliberately or
unconsciously try to put on the mystique of the
cowboy when they don his duds. Another complication in
discerning the real from the faux cowboy is that the fine
points of the cowboy's dress code vary from one part of
the country to another, adapting to local terrain and
climate.
But the observant onlooker can make some educated
guesses, based on the subtle details: The scuff marks on
the boots heels where the spurs rub don't get there
overnight. The two-toned fading of the jeans show where
the leggings sit every day.
Look what your "cowboy" is wearing on his
belt. If he's got a bunch of keys there, or a wallet on a
chain, he's probably a truck driver. "What about
that green spot of bovine by-product behind his ear
there?" you say.
Nope, he's probably been hauling cattle.
In tie-hard-and-fast country, cowboys often wear a
leather sheath on their belts to hold a good-sized, very
sharp knife. It comes in handy if the cowboy needs to cut
the rope of a partner who finds himself in a wreck,
wishing that he'd missed his loop.
What about that missing finger? That can be a pretty
good indicator of the real cowboy. Everybody has a bad
dally once in a while. Only the lucky and skillful
or truly bad ropers get to keep all their fingers.
Then again, your "cowboy" might work in the
oilfields where digits also can be lost, stolen or
strayed.
What about the cowboy's walk? Teresa Jordan, in Riding
the White Horse Home, describes it: "A cowhand's
walk, shaped by years of damage and recovery, is a study
in accommodation. The body cants forward from the
waist, the lower back fuses, the hips stiffen, and
walk becomes awkward, the head seems to settle into the
shoulders. It's a kink in the neck, one
old-timer told me, trying to describe his own gait,
and a limp in every
limb."
Or maybe your limping "cowhand" is just the
Marlboro Man's lawyer, breaking in a new pair of
thousand-dollar boots.
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