Hoffpauir Auto Group
 
  Unregistered Bull
Choice gleanings from 45-plus years of Unregistered Bull
"I see," said John, "where hydrogen bombs are liable to get so cheap they'll be available at wholesale prices to anybody who wants 'em. They're one of the few things besides sheep and cattle that have come down much. It looks like it might be a bad bet for a rancher to turn his outfit over to the bank and go into the hydrogen bomb business.
  Doc Blakely
Pokin' Fun
One of the most accomplished cussers I ever met was an oilfield worker turned born-again Christian. The difference in his before-and-after language was a matter of expressive elevation. He became creative, a professional in the lofty lingo of the pseudo-profane:
  Monte Noelke
Shortgrass Country
Bookstores are roadblocks in my life. It doesn't matter how many unread books cover the tables and shelves at the ranch, nor does abundance or lack of funds make a difference; if I see a book under-priced, out of print, or on my list to buy, in the sack it goes.
  Baxter Black
On The Edge Of Common Sense
I sat on a piece of artwork. It had a beating heart. A ripple ran between my legs, a tremor at the start. No more than a one on the Richter scale. A glacier calving at the limits of my sonar.
  Linda Mussehl
As I See It ...
I was glad to hear a friend say the other day that she, too, had stopped listening to country music only. "I left it. No, that's not right," she said. "It left me."
  Lee Pitts
Its The Pitts
I've been hanging around a lot of medical doctors lately, and the more I do, the more I appreciate veterinarians.
  Dale Rollins, Ph.D
Wildlife By Design
I’ve seen it in South Texas. It’s alive and well in the southern Rolling Plains. I’m picking up vibrations of it in the Permian Basin and a rekindling of it in the Edwards Plateau. Why, it’s even becoming evident west of the Pecos. What’s this up and coming trend? A growing appreciation for quail.
  Dr. Jim & Lynda McCall
On Matters of...Equine
EVERYONE NEEDS A STALLION — At least, that's the conclusion becoming increasingly popular among mare owners. The sequence of events goes something like this: The market for horses gets stronger and stronger.





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