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Choice gleanings from 45-plus years of Unregistered Bull
"Funny thing happened the other day," John began. "For a dime's worth of two-cent coffee I'll tell you about it."
  Doc Blakely
Pokin' Fun
It used to be that it was sufficient to check your horoscope to know how your day or life would turn out. The Gemini, Scorpio, or whatever merely had to know what sign he was born under to consult the stars.
  Monte Noelke
Shortgrass Country
New Jersey is the only state I know where the road system is unmapped. The state, I feel sure, was much easier to travel in colonial times than today. In the old days, a traveler followed the axe marks on the trees and camped by the rivers.
  Baxter Black
On The Edge Of Common Sense
Lately there's been a lot of conversation about the beef check-off. Instituted in 1985, it coincided with an upturn in the cattle market that remained good until a couple of years ago.
  Linda Mussehl
As I See It ...
Call it what you will — reefer, fridge, icebox — of all the kitchen appliances, I think I could least do without my refrigerator.
  Lee Pitts
Its The Pitts
These advertisements for dog deodorant, mouthwash and doggie toothpaste are just one more sign of the decay in this country. I even saw an infomercial for breath mints for dogs with bad breath, which is pretty much every dog I ever met. Some day we are going to pay for messing with the good "scents" God gave us.
  Dale Rollins, Ph.D
Wildlife By Design
Last January the Texas Agricultural Extension Service and the Texas Chapter of The Wildlife Society co-sponsored a symposium on the role of genetics in deer management. The symposium brought to a boil a cauldron that had simmered for at least 15 years: can (and should) we incorporate the same culling practices in a deer herd that would be appropriate for black baldies and finewool sheep?
  Charles Rodenberger
The Computer& The Cowboy
Local cowboy Tim Byerly was complaining the other day about how the hard disk crashed on the headquarters computer, and they lost all of their cattle breeding records.





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