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Choice gleanings from 45-plus years of Unregistered Bull
The time was 3 p.m., December 24. The place was Jake McMack's ranch, 40 miles from nowhere, 41 miles due west of Choke Rope, Texas. Jake and his cowboy, Juan Jiñete, were cutting cattle a couple of miles from headquarters.
  Doc Blakely
Pokin' Fun
Every year about this time the same question arises. What do you get for a fellow who has everything? I would suggest a shot of penicillin if it wasn't Christmas, but that probably wouldn't be appropriate, or appreciated, in this season to be jolly.
  Monte Noelke
Shortgrass Country
The newsletter a week ago from the Texas and Southwestern Cattle Raisers Association, a big hollow-horn group, reported that the Secretary of Agriculture has arranged for 300.1 million metric tons of food to be shipped to Russia.
  Baxter Black
On The Edge Of Common Sense
Opinions are like those painful little acid blisters you get on the end of your tongue that smart like a pimple on the side of your nostril ... Everybody's had one, so here is mine.
  Linda Mussehl
As I See It ...
The Christmas image-makers sure make it rough to be an ordinary woman this time of year. The Christmas myth has a happy housewife in the kitchen churning out cookies and candy while good old Dad strings lights along the clean gutters of their cozy cottage.
  Lee Pitts
Its The Pitts
We all like to think we are important enough to have our names remembered. But for most of us that part of the brain responsible for recalling names is usually engaged with other business. This became obvious when I attended a trade show wearing the name badge of a friend so I could get in free. Although I knew most people there well enough to share the same toothpick, over half the people I met called me by the name on the badge instead of the name on my birth certificate.



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