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  Unregistered Bull
Choice gleanings from 45-plus years of Unregistered Bull
Around a hotel lobby it's unnecessary, fortunately, to place yourself under oath whenever you tell a story, even if you tell it for the truth. Many a reliable man lets his veracity slip out of gear when he takes the spotlight in these conversational bull rings.
  Doc Blakely
Pokin' Fun
A Kentucky association that uses me as a speaker on occasions meets annually in Louisville where a bunch of "live wires" mix business with pleasure. Mostly monkey business, which accounts for the pleasure. For instance, my friend Louis Strange is a great storyteller and can be encouraged to spring into a tale when prompted by a key word ... like "Hello."
  Monte Noelke
Shortgrass Country
Buried in boxes by my desk are mementos from 15 years of travel. Newspapers written in the pidgin English of New Guinea and photographs of huge stones in England lie among menus from French restaurants and programs from Dallas concerts.
  Baxter Black
On The Edge Of Common Sense
All of the usual suspects were lined up behind the groom. The smell of cheap tequila rose from their side of the room. They looked like boneless chickens, plucked and feelin' none too good, All the victims of the night before's farewell to bachelorhood.
  Linda Mussehl
As I See It ...
I often wonder about the first women of Texas. Their voices are mute in history and literature.



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