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Unregistered
Bull
Choice gleanings
from 45-plus years of Unregistered Bull
"Looky yonder, looky yonder!"
said John. "If it ain't old C.U. Later from
up in Missouri or someplace. I've sold him lots
of sheep, and I'll bet he's come down here
especially to get some more from me. Hey, C.,
come over here!" |
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Doc
Blakely
Pokin' Fun
Two hens were being chased across
the chicken yard by a cross-eyed rooster. One hen
turned to the other and said, "We better
split up. He's gonna miss both of us." |
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Monte
Noelke
Shortgrass Country
This April marks the first time in
seven years we haven't continued feeding on into
May. |
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Baxter
Black
On The Edge Of
Common Sense
The billboard read "JESUS WAS
A VEGETARIAN." It was put up in Amarillo by
a fringe animal rights group. I'm sure most
meat-eating Christians (approximately 97 percent,
if they are representative of the population at
large), were disgruntled by this cheap co-opting
of the Christian symbol of God's love by a
secular special interest group. |
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Linda
Mussehl
As
I See It ...
"Mutton dressed as lamb"
is an old sarcastic saying describing a woman who
dresses too young for her age. That saying is
just about the sum total of my knowledge about
sheep. Sometimes I even amaze myself with the
depth and breadth of my ignorance. |
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