Roswell Livestock Auction
 
  Unregistered Bull
Choice gleanings from 45-plus years of Unregistered Bull
"Now that sports writers have fully convinced everybody that our great educational system has resumed full-scale operations," said John, "I'd like to offer a small suggestion concerning the curriculum."
  Doc Blakely
Pokin' Fun
The English have a rather strange sense of humor. They love to tell "Irish Jokes" which, of course, always makes the Irish the butt of the jokes. Of all places, none would seem more strange than Jackson Hole, Wyoming, to cross paths with an Englishman telling Irish stories. The Englishman was a building contractor transplanted to America (the same word used by our ancestors who were expelled). The story follows:
  Monte Noelke
Shortgrass Country
Loading bicycles and supplies on the ferry going out to Cape Clear Island delayed departure long enough to make it on board at the true beginning of my August trip to Ireland. From the mainland the trip takes 45 minutes and costs nine Irish pounds or 13 bucks in U.S. currency for a round trip ticket.
  Baxter Black
On The Edge Of Common Sense
Should it strike us farmers and ranchers as odd that from 1995 to 1998 an estimated 250,000 people died of starvation in North Korea?
  Linda Mussehl
As I See It ...
"You're not going to sweat in that, are you?" Pardner asked. "What about the dust?" I was getting ready to mow weeds in the horse trap, preparing to wrestle the mower in and out of the mesquite thickets, dodge prickly pear patches and bounce in and out of the ruts and wallows. Sweaty, dusty work indeed. I already had found my leather gloves and was grabbing a gimme cap from the hat rack by the door. I took one of the dozens of gimme caps on the rack, caps stacked two and three deep on each tine of the rack.
  Lee Pitts
Its The Pitts
I'm proud of the fact that earlier this year my wife and I celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary. Yes, it was only a quarter century ago that my wife said, "I do," and ever since has been saying, "No You Don't!" When people ask my wife if she has any secrets for a long and happy marriage she always gives a short answer: EAR PLUGS.
  Dale Rollins, Ph.D
Wildlife By Design
As a youngster I can remember my dad telling me that a rule of thumb for estimating the worth of one’s horse was to see how many times it rolled in the dirt after a hard day’s riding. He estimated the horse was worth $50 for each roll. The best mine ever did was about $300 — in 1965 dollars.

 
Questions? Comments? Suggestions? Email us at
alevek@livestockweekly.com
915-949-4611 | 915-949-4614 FAX | 800-284-5268
Copyright © 1997 Livestock Weekly
P.O. Box 3306; San Angelo, TX. 76902