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Choice gleanings from 45-plus years of Unregistered Bull
"If some of the best-paid professional forecasters in this country know what they're talking about," said John, "the Democrats are about to get back in control of Congress."
  Doc Blakely
Pokin' Fun
I've often wondered where the term "craze" started. People are always saying, "It's the latest craze." Then I found out that only old people use that term. If you are familiar with it and it suddenly dawns on you that you fit the category, don't be ashamed, don't trap those hostile pent up emotions. Lash out, and hit somebody with your cane.
  Monte Noelke
Shortgrass Country
All for a price, the guide provided the land transfer from Ballyvaughn to the ferry to sail to Inisheer, the smallest of the Aran Islands. O'Brien Shipping runs a boat across the Doolin on the mainland. Passengers at low tide are boarded from dinghies pulling alongside, waiting for the waves to rise to deck level for a swift step on board.
  Baxter Black
On The Edge Of Common Sense
Five reasons to join the National Rifle Association: (1.) Richard Nixon; (2.) Oliver North; (3.) Bill Clinton; (4.) Janet Reno; (5.) the FBI.
  Linda Mussehl
As I See It ...
I itch all over. I feel little critters crawling, just out of reach, along my spine. I'm convinced they're there, even though I've just taken a shower. In my mind, every new drop of sweat immediately becomes a new, eight-legged critter creeping down my neck. I'm tired, too.
  Lee Pitts
Its The Pitts
The best thing that parents can give a child is a brother or sister. The loneliest sounding words in the world are "only child". No kid should have to invent an imaginary friend when they could have the real thing. Happiness really is a relative.
  Charles Rodenberger
The Computer& The Cowboy
I have always tried to encourage the use of computers by illustrating their positive features. But at my recent anniversary I discovered the dark side of computers. We learned that a close acquaintance we hadn’t seen in some time had a bad experience with computers.

 
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